Trash Talk by Annie Cards

Go Braless... You Know You're Old... I Always Knew You'd Go Far I Joined a Fitness Club I Had to Give Up Jogging My Fantasy... Age Is Just A Number You Know You're Getting Old Of Course I Recycle 20% Stud 80% Muffin You've Reached That Age Birthday Get You Down Smile...family Chest Pains All...giggles Go Missing Cats Birthday Walked 10 Miles Friendship Is Like Five Tips I'm Not Fat Fight Father Time Men Like Vacations... Pants On Fire Time Out Messes Up Friday New Boobs Escalated Quickly You're Getting Married Supermarket Music You Drinking? Geezer Glue Holding Without You One Year Closer Heart On My Coffee Drive At Night After 40 Stop Talking To Them Vegetables My First Rodeo Friends Are Like Condoms Dear Mom Can't Believe Familiar Tough Times You're too young Laugh At Themselves Six Glasses Of Wine Don't Have To Worry Talk Smack Wine Into Vomit Celebrate My Comeback Age Like Fine Wine Fanny Pack Chicken Pot Pie It's Exhausting Box Tops Called Pretty Single For Awhile Old People Like Getting Cards